I always wonder if the woman who just used the stall before me was a shemale whenever I see the toilet seat up.I mean COME ON!! What if someone just sits on the toilet without looking and they get stuck in it like Ally McBeal in that one episode.
Anyway, I miss reading all the stupid things scribbled on the bathroom walls at U of M. The best one was "Define God" and someone wrote "ABBA". An acquaintance said he saw "a lot of people shit with pens" which I think is utterly clever.
Quote of the day "Keep your stomach to yourself". Best quote from yesterday "Sausage makes me happy" which sounded so wrong coming from a man.
haha. I've never gotten stuck in a toilet, but I've gotten close. Stupid brother and Wendy sharing a bathroom.
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