Snoopy

I was just walking to the gate at the airport when I saw him and his entourage. Just chilling there like he was not all there.

The overly exited me went like "Aaaaaaaaaah Snoop Doggy Dog! I love you can I get a picture with you??"

Snoop: Hey girl, what's up! Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll take a picture?

Me: Sweet.

Snoop: Damn baby girl, you're crushing my legs.

Me: Ooops sorry

Click. The picture came out perfect. Me on Snoop's lap just twirling his hair. Snoop asked my for number but he hasn't called. I bet he doesn't even remember going to the airport.