Whenever any cops try to screw up your life, either by giving you a ticket or trying to arrest you, ask for their help in things that are out of their power. Here's an example:
If you're trying to pee in a porta potty (org Melayu panggil jamban angkat), and some cops try to arrest you for trespassing, start crying like mad and say "I just got really upset about my ex bf. You can't help me with this problem can you??"
They'll feel powerless and wish you good night.
This is exactly what happened to me and Christine last weekend. HAH. It's my third encounter with the cops this year.
WARNING: Don't try this if you're a man.
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