When life gives u lemon

f%ck the lemon.

Some funny headlines i found in the newspaper

1) "Cyclist Hits Pole" - but after i read it, it's actually kinda sad. A kid was cycling and he hit a pole and chipped his tooth. Ouch.

2)"English and Sociology Major Doubles his Chances of not getting a job" - this came from the Michigan Every Three Weekly, which is a humor newspaper. They are Gargoyle's rival. But i still read them.

I'm hoping for a better week.

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